dafuq.

jeliyfish:

me: I’ll never cry again, I’ll never cry again, I’ll never cry again.

me after 10 minutes : *crying* 

firelorcl:

playing grand theft auto

image

bromancer:

i like the word assassin because it has 2x as much ass as any other word

instagrarn:

i dont remember this episode of coven?

instagrarn:

i dont remember this episode of coven?

guiseofgentlewords:

my father told me once to never date anyone who talks smoothly around you from the start because if someone likes you they should be a little nervous and honestly i think that’s some of the best advice anyone has ever given me

tongue-toyed:

i never really liked

my name

much

until i found out

what it tastes like

when you write it in frosting

on top of a cake

bonerfart:

idonotneedthisrightnow:

you are acute coffee pie

you are narrow, scalding and irrational

bonerfart:

idonotneedthisrightnow:

you are acute coffee pie

you are narrow, scalding and irrational

I love buying new things but i hate spending money I’m so angry